ill sit the fuck down on some dick
"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"
the only “hot action” going on in my bedroom is my laptop burning my skin
Bed views the last 2 mornings.
i don’t think i’ve ever been so jealous of anything in my life.
Went cayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!
I swear I wanna eat this and then I remember that it’s a fungus, not strawberries and cream
Errr shouldn’t someone look into that ;)
hello yes i the hip young brib. what is ups my homes
Going the infiltrate a high school creat the FBI Bust-em show of Crime City. ”Yo fellers See how good the skate? YEAH am SO VERY high schooling.”
When confronted with a cuddly cat, the lizard simply continues to lizard.
I will never not reblog this.