codeinewarrior:

me: hey can i have some money?

bank teller: do you have an account with us?

me: nah i just heard yall got money

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mydogsnokes:

not a dwayne the rock johnson blog but look at this

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sdzoo:

Even Galapagos tortoises enjoy watermelon in the summer. Watch the full video.

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otaku-with-the-tardis:

Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide

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mylifeasqueenb:

I laugh every time

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literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

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kazi-is-amazing:

Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

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itsgeorgeharrison:

We know he would think it’s hilarious.

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I am 13 years old
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brutalgeneration:

Milky-way__MG_5948.jpg by Olivier WAGNER on Flickr.

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Anonymous: How big is your dick?
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miss-bambi-tails:

tanukigalpa:

rosalarian:

I think we could all use a tiny kitten on our screens from time to time.

ugh i love how his tail is just a triangle

IT’S TAIL IS A TRIANGLE

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