Anonymous: you think you are so fucking great because your gay and want to get your ass fucked all the time, literally please sit the fuck down.

hilloween:

ill sit the fuck down on some dick 

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slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

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hate:

the only “hot action” going on in my bedroom is my laptop burning my skin

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s-un-rise:

spiritualjournies:

calebbabcock:

Bed views the last 2 mornings.

i don’t think i’ve ever been so jealous of anything in my life.

goals

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christmastoaster:

i am ready to bathe, human

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awwww-cute:

Went cayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

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geekparenting:

FACT

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amtrax:

I swear I wanna eat this and then I remember that it’s a fungus, not strawberries and cream

(Source: cotdeath)

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geekparenting:

Errr shouldn’t someone look into that ;)

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importantbirds:

hello yes i the hip young brib. what is ups my homes

Going the infiltrate a high school creat the FBI Bust-em show of Crime City.  ”Yo fellers See how good the skate?  YEAH am SO VERY high schooling.”

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tugbutt:

ohshititsgreg:

*friendly boner*

broner

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She rode on airplanes and fell asleep in hotel beds. Dreaming of far away places - writing poetry with her sunset eyes.

Michael Faudet 

Follow him here

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shorm:

abaldwin360:

When confronted with a cuddly cat, the lizard simply continues to lizard.

I will never not reblog this.

(Source: ofelias)

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